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زندگی صحنه یکتای هنرمندی ماست/هرکسی نغمه خود خواند و از صحنه رود/صحنه پیوسته بجاست/خوشتر ان نغمه که مردم بسپارند به یاد...
مدیر وبلاگ : مدیر love3d
وی تاکسی اگه کنارت یه دختر نشسته وقتی که خواستین پیاده بشین
بهش بگین مگه نمیای ؟
اون هاج و واج شما رو نگاه می کنه . بهش فرصت ندین و بگین . . .
توی تاکسی اگه کنارت یه دختر نشسته وقتی که خواستین پیاده بشین
بهش بگین مگه نمیای ؟
اون هاج و واج شما رو نگاه می کنه . بهش فرصت ندین و بگین : چه زود جا زدی؟
بعدش در تاکسی رو ببندین و برین. و مابقی ماجرا رو به افراد حاضر در تاکسی واگذار کنین.
2- توی پارک با عجله برین کنارش بشینین و بگین معذرت می خوام
که دیر کردم .خب چکارم داشتی که گفتی بیام اینجا ؟
بهتره یه جایی باشه که چند نفری حضور داشته باشن .
معلومه که اون انکار می کنه .
بعدش نوبت شماست فوری بگین مگه تو نگفتی بیا اینجا این رنگ لباسمه این رنگ
باز هم اون انکار می کنه . شما این طوری ادامه بدین :
خب اگه از اینای که اینجا نشستن خجالت می کشی بریم یه جای خلوت .
مطمئنم اون داغ می کنه . بعدش شما با عصبانیت بلند شین و
یه کاغذ جلوش بندازین و بگین سرکار گذاشتی منو ؟
بیا اینم شماره ای که دادی . دیگه به من زنگ نزن وگر نه
می دمت دست پلیس. بعدش ول کنین برین.
– با عصبانیت برین جلوش و تو چشاش زل بزنین و بگین چیه به من خیره شدی؟ چیزی می خوای؟ به غیر از من کس دیگه هم اینجا هست که بتونی نگاش کنی. همش خیره شدی به من که چی بشه ؟ حالا اینا به کنار ، چرا چشمک می زنی؟ چرا آبرو هاتو واسه من بالا و پایین می کنی؟ خجالت بکش ، شرم کن. نکنه در موردم فکر و خیال کنی من زن دارم و زنم رو هم دوست دارم و قصد ازدواج مجدد هم ندارم. چه معنی داره یه دختر به یه پسر چشمک بزنه؟
۳ - توی تاکسی اگه کنارت یه دختر نشسته وقتی که خواستین پیاده بشین بهش بگین مگه نمیای ؟
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